What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 00:27

No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Kristin Davis Set The Record Straight On Whether She Dated Chris Noth - BuzzFeed
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The Upsetting Truth About What Wildfire Smoke Does to Your Body - Gizmodo
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
CVS closing 271 stores, including 3 locations in Upstate NY - Syracuse.com
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
No way
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Mountaineers Defeat Kentucky to Advance to Super Regionals - West Virginia University Athletics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read