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13.06.2025 00:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why are details for questions here on Quora so limited? I have an account here on Quora and Yahoo Answers. I like discussing different subjects.

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Kristin Davis Set The Record Straight On Whether She Dated Chris Noth - BuzzFeed

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Airlines Scrubbed Cheap Fares After Getting Caught Charging Solo Travelers More—But Prices Won’t Stay High - View from the Wing

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

Can you describe your experience taking the AIPMT/NEET entrance exam? Did you feel nervous or afraid while entering the examination hall and writing the exam?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The Upsetting Truth About What Wildfire Smoke Does to Your Body - Gizmodo

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

CVS closing 271 stores, including 3 locations in Upstate NY - Syracuse.com

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Why does my vagina smell sort of fishy/musty days after sex when my boyfriend ejaculates in me? There isn’t any itching or burning when urinating, so I don't think I have BV. It just doesn't smell like me.

No way

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Just Forget it!

NY Federal Reserve finds a 'significant share' of companies saying they raised prices on goods not affected by tariffs - Fortune

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Mountaineers Defeat Kentucky to Advance to Super Regionals - West Virginia University Athletics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?